Creative Exercises

A product idea for Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps (known as "Gomer" to his teammates).

GOMER the GRIME BUSTING FROG
Removes Grime Many Strokes at a Time!

Just wind Gomer up up and watch him stroke his way from one end of the bathtub to the other, cleaning that nasty tub ring away with his tiny red, white and blue scrubbers, which are located on all four olympic-sized legs. He'll turn grime into gold in record setting time!

Gomer is equally at home speedo-ing his way around the toilet bowl removing the most unpleasant of stains. (Be sure to remove Gomer when he's done.)

Gomer the Grime Busting Frog, by Phelps, makers of the world's best clean-up toys.

FOR BIGOTS ONLY

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